(diaryland) May 09, 2002 - 6:34 p.m.

The Song of Roland: Roland bought a soft drink in a can that was made in a foreign place. It had pink silhouettes of break-dancing people on it. I don't think the people who made the drink knew what "SHAKE IT UP!" meant but they printed the phrase on the can anyway.

I knew something bad was going to happen when Roland did what it said.