May 31, 2009 - 6:54 p.m.

On the train home from work on Friday, the guy next to me changed race. When I got on, he was wearing a blue jacket, was reading the Financial Review, and he was white. When I got off the train, he was wearing a blue jacket, was reading the Financial Review, and he wasn't white.

Also, that night, I accidentally put the remote control in the bed.