(diaryland) September 10, 2006 - 8:29 a.m.

What the hell? I keep on waking up before seven o'clock in the morning on weekends. Hm?

The next thing that will happen is I will start walking to the local newsagent at eight o'clock to get the newspaper. Then, before I know it, I will be retired.

If I can just get through these next two weeks, I think it will be OK. Somewhere in the middle will be my birthday.