(diaryland) July 04, 2006 - 1:47 a.m.

I came up with a brand new idea for a competition, as far as I know.

You have to be a guy.

The competition is, you have to see who is the first to fill a jug up to the equivalent of two cups full of urine whilst you have an erection.

I think the competition should be for four or more people at a time.

A sculpture and a painting are in a very rude relationship.