(diaryland) February 03, 2005 - 11:38 a.m.

Hell, it was rainy last night. I don't think that my cactus, Mary, liked it very much.

Michele is back from her jaunt in Japan. She went on the 'It's a Small World' ride at Disneyland, and learnt karate off the best karate guy in the world. That impresses me a lot.

Roland and I might live in a creepy house this year. There is a cobwebbed garage out the back where you can chain up the skeleton of your first-born son, and aviaries where you can imprison other children who are not directly related to you.