(diaryland) July 27, 2001 - 7:09 p.m.

Here are the world's top five redheads, according to the newspaper:

1. Lucille Ball
2. Gillian Anderson
3. Susan Sarandon
4. Tori Amos
5. Little Orphan Annie

Now, correct me if I'm wrong, but this is silly. This kind of list is about as useful as a list of your top five favourite black people. It makes me want to kill things. It makes me want to vomit bile.

Incidentally, my favourite redhead is Alicia Witt.