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___my youtube__... My novel 2004.. My novel 2006.. My novel 2008.. (diaryland) June 1, 2001 - 8:39 p.m. Yesterday, I really felt as if I was in a movie. I was in the car with May and Jon. May was in the front seat. I farted. It was hideous, yet soundless. I tried not to panic. I was driving. May said, "Hey. I smell sulphur." I was all like, damn. I've been caught out. But I played it cool. "No, I don't smell any sulphur," I said, valiantly. "None at all." "Hmm," said May. "It really does smell in here suddenly." I had a brilliant idea. There was a truck driving in front of us. There was no smog coming out of a spinning chimney on top but it would have to do. "Maybe it's the truck in front of us," I suggested. She was skeptical. She paused for a moment. "Maybe it's the car's heater," she said. "Yeah, yeah, it's the car's heater. Definitely. Yep. Wow. You figured it out," I said, a little too enthusiastically. But I think I got away with it. Do you?
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